Is Joe Biden coming for our beer? No, but we Republicans will still be outraged! No, they had to be dragged to the desert, muddied-up and brainwashed by … someone?Īnd now they’ll spread this information throughout their social networks, and before long cars and manufacturing and meat will be banned and we’ll all be eating crickets and working in liberal reeducation camps. There’s certainly nowhere else these festivalgoers might have learned of a connection between gas engines and climate change. It’s our gas and diesel engines.” You're right, MTG: We liberals made Burning Man muddy to make a point And it’s the amount of carbon that we put out. She continued: “After this is over at Burning Man and these 75,000 people disperse and they go back home, they're gonna have these stories to tell and how terrible it is and how we have to do everything possible to stop climate change, it's caused by humans and it's carbon. (Video: InfoWars) /RCwY7w0Jpe- Mike Sington September 4, 2023 Says 75,0000 Burning Man revelers were trapped in the mud to brainwash them into thinking climate change is real, and then they will spread the word when they get out. Marjorie Taylor Greene starts wild new conspiracy theory. I should’ve known a sharp critical thinker like Greene would suss out this conspiracy. And they're basically, probably being brainwashed that climate change is the cause of all of it, it's the root of all evil and it's going to destroy the earth and they’re feeling the panic.”Ĭurses, she figured us out! For months, my tight-knit liberal cabal has plotted to lure nearly 75,000 people – most of whom already recognize climate change is real – into the desert so we could soak them with rain and mud then brainwash them into believing climate change is real. Here are the actual words that fell out of Greene’s mouth: “There are 73,000 or 75,000 people in the Nevada desert now at this Burning Man. Marjorie Taylor Greene sees conspiracy behind Burning Man's mud But there’s nothing normal about our politics these days, so let’s focus on the second part, which somehow manages to be even nuttier.īurning Man, the annual desert festival of art, self-reliance and celebrity weirdness, became a quasi-disaster this year as heavy rain turned the usually bone-dry Nevada desert into slick and impassable mud, temporarily stranding the 70,000-plus attendees over the long Labor Day weekend.Īfter suggesting the rain was sent by God (she didn’t provide a reason for God’s wrath, just a vague suggestion the almighty is out to get the liberals), Greene addressed this muddy quagmire by telling Jones it was all part of a radical left-wing plot to get people to care about climate change. The first part of the previous sentence – the part in which a bafflingly influential Republican lawmaker lets herself be interviewed by an unhinged quack who has been ordered to pay nearly $1.5 billion for defaming the families of eight school shooting victims – would, in a normal version of American politics, be a scandal. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Farcical) sat down with reviled conspiracy theorist Alex Jones over the weekend and revealed THE TRUTH about this year’s rain-and-mud-soaked Burning Man festival. Because we live in an age of near-unfathomable stupidity, Georgia Rep.
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